If there’s one invention I’m the most grateful for, it’s bread. Oh my god, YESSS give me gluten. Because let’s be real, bread has seen us through it all: heartbreak, deadlines, and that one unread email we keep ignoring.
So when I thought about the everyday problems that drive us to the brink, from spilled coffee to bad Wi-Fi, it only made sense to measure our emotional stability in carbs.
Are you soft and dependable like white bread or crusty like sourdough? Come on, bread-loving goblins, tackle these everyday problems, and I’ll tell you which loaf describes your emotional stability.

