Servers Are Confessing The Things Theyve Done On The Job That Would Make Their Bosses Clutch Their Pearls If They Ever Knew The Truth
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« I was trading jokes — innocent ones — with a couple in their 80s. They asked if I had any dirty jokes. I told them I had one, but I’d get fired if I told them. They promised they wouldn’t rat me out and begged to hear it, so I obliged. They kept their promise. My manager would have been appalled. The joke: A guy walks into a bar and orders six shots of tequila. The bartender lays out the shots and asks if it’s a special occasion. The guy says, ‘Yeah, first blow job!’ The bartender grins and says, ‘Fuck yeah! First blow job — I’m buying you the seventh shot.’ The guy holds up his hands and shakes his head no (I act this part out) and says, ‘No thanks, if the first six shots don’t take the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.’ I still feel weird about telling it, but they loved it. »
